Why does my cat sit on my newspaper when I’m trying to read?

Why does my cat sit on my newspaper when I’m trying to read? ~Janelle

Dear Janelle,
I am familiar with the endearing habit of many cats who sit on their human’s reading material. They and I both find this a convenient way to absorb the meaning of the words while reading their person’s mind and thoughts. It’s an instantaneous process so after the initial reading (paper and person), we often enjoy keeping the humans on their toes about the Divine Way of Cat. The Cosmic Purr, one might say.

Best Wishes,
StarGazer, E.O.C.