Am I going to win the bet at school on the Jets going to the Super Bowl? ~ Alex

Dear Alex,
I have never received a question concerning the Super Bowl. After all, a football is nearly the size of a cat! We rarely play with such large toys. Still, all questions interest me to some extent. I appreciate your respect concerning my abilities to foretell the future. I have contacted a black cat who lives with a Jet player’s family in order to answer your question. He says, “The Jets will go to the Super Bowl if they play an opposing team that they can overwhelm with energetic power; however, if they play a team that is very clever strategically (as most cats are), they will have a difficult time winning.

Best Wishes,
StarGazer, E.O.C.